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What's wrong with farmers?

Say you're a farmer...and a hot chick just comes to your farm dancing around almost nude with a bunch of cameras following her, what is the first thing that pops up in your mind?

A. "This is my luckiest day i'm gonna nail this chick"


B. "Is there a porn shoot on my farm?...count me in"


C. "I really gotta stop her, she's making me, my pigs and horses all.......well......horny for no reason"

Why every kid grows up aiming to start using pot a.s.a.p?

Today's kids are very in-disciplined and we shouldn't blame the society for their continued misconduct. As a matter of fact we should blame our selves, there is pot everywhere and it appears drastically in our lives each and every day. Don't believe me?

1. Babies sometimes find themselves on  top of speeding vehicles.

 I mean how scary  would it be if you were to find your self on a speeding car's roof and you haven't even reached the appropriate height to ride a roller coaster?

These are the kinds of memories that kids habour for a lifetime and each time you remember them you pull the 1KG bag of pot out.

Taylor Swift vs Miley Cyrus-selling sex?

Somebody please explain to me how the f#ck Miley and Swift are selling sex because i seriously don't get it.


 I bet you that i've been to all the crazy and "sex selling  places" in the U.S.A, "the bunny ranch, the......." i don't need to explore further. Please tell me where i could find miley cyrus because i really need to buy some Miley Cyrus sex right about now, i'm really tired of watching this paris hilton sex tape over and over again. Eventhough she is a bit younger than me by about four years bet she has had it  for about a thousand times.

What happened to paris hillton?

Really i'm starting to seriously miss this girl.
I remember my friend asking me for what reason she was famous, it took me several minutes to figure it out because even after Googling my brain, the data was not available in my hard drive and Google never gets it wrong.

But Seriously this smoking hot chick is "famous for being famous" what's up with that?

1. She makes a sex tape and it automatically tops the charts at the porn films grammies (if there's anything as such)...and maybe a porn Oscar award once in a while. By the way i really liked the sex tape, it was really fun to say the least, they should have made a public trailer for it with the phrase "Cumming soon, all over your house".

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Evolution of justin bieber from lesbian to a dude...

                                                     

What's up with chris brown's new hair color?

This guy looks like a crack addict. And for all his fans i'm not tring to be a hater, and if you think i am please 'sue me'. the first picture he looks like he's taking a sh#t. That's what 50 dollars worth of hair dye will do to your face. you will have the permanent "i want to sh#t now" look. So please do not dye your hair.

I will now let you observe both pics and decide which look you want for yourself 1. the "i wanna Sh#t  now look" or the "i'm so happy for dumping Rihannah look?"

You might be wondering why i wrote this nonsensical blog post. The answer is that i dyed my hair brown too and i also have the "i wanna sh#t now look" Please do not dye your hair brown, try any other color, it might and i mean "might" work for you.

                                                  After dyeing hair (the i wanna sh#t look)

Before dyeing hair(i'm so happy for dumping rihanna look)

what's up with obama?

this guy talks with full stops everywhere.
For example here is one of his conversations.  "there is a crisis...in the middle east...we will... there is a crisis...and my wife michelle..."

In the above statement how the f#ck did his wife Michelle appear on the crisis topic?  He is imperfect just like the rest of us on earth. So my point being stop criticizing Obama, he is the greatest president the united states has ever seen. Vote for him again.


this guy always buttons his shirt.
like what the f#ck, how many times could you really button your shirt. I was curious so i tried this in an interview with my current boss who is a chick. Surprisingly it worked, i am now a creative director at a very popular company. Try it the boss might think you're trying to nail her so she will give you the job if you give her the other essential job, get what i mean?

he is always uses references even if he's delivering some good news
"my  daughter...by the constitutional rights of every teenager who watches teen shows, i have bought you a pony. You will use it as you please only if you follow the law and use it only for the purposes as implied on the warranty". Like wtf ? warranty on a horse? "if you forfeight our agreement the item no.001056 in code name pony will in immediate effect be confisticated and would only be retrievable by the ammendment of the constitution