September 25, 2011

Taylor Swift vs Miley Cyrus-selling sex?

Somebody please explain to me how the f#ck Miley and Swift are selling sex because i seriously don't get it.


 I bet you that i've been to all the crazy and "sex selling  places" in the U.S.A, "the bunny ranch, the......." i don't need to explore further. Please tell me where i could find miley cyrus because i really need to buy some Miley Cyrus sex right about now, i'm really tired of watching this paris hilton sex tape over and over again. Eventhough she is a bit younger than me by about four years bet she has had it  for about a thousand times.





Got to agree that miley looks pretty sexy right about now. She should have done blonde a long time ago. This pic is absolutely fabolous, and that dress wooow, she pulled it off, kinda makes me want to rethink taylor swift.







I don't mean to be a pervert but in this pic, Miley does look like a naughty school girl from a somewhat naughty film. So Miley don't sue me, i'm not saying that you look somehow like a porn star...







I heard that Taylor Swift too is selling Sex and competing with Miley Cyrus at that. Between the two, i'd take...let me see....'Miley Swift'. In short, i can't choose between the two and i'd take them both. But 51% would definitely go to taylor swift. This is beacause of that dreadful "Hannah Montanna" show that my little sister watches 24/7. Damn i really hate that show. So, sorry Miles you're off my sexy list.


   Taylor swift is  blond, we are excactly the same age, and she can sing pretty darn good  too. So swift how do you say i take you out for a date at the cheapest venue available in America. I know you're used to all those expensive 5 star places, but eating out in the cold streets with bums as your waiters for a change would be good, wouldn't it?

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