Today's kids are very in-disciplined and we shouldn't blame the society for their continued misconduct. As a matter of fact we should blame our selves, there is pot everywhere and it appears drastically in our lives each and every day. Don't believe me?
1. Babies sometimes find themselves on top of speeding vehicles.
I mean how scary would it be if you were to find your self on a speeding car's roof and you haven't even reached the appropriate height to ride a roller coaster?
These are the kinds of memories that kids habour for a lifetime and each time you remember them you pull the 1KG bag of pot out.
2. Babies are threatened with death from balconies. First they give you the name "blanket" then they try to kill you from a balcony with a freakin blanket on your face, i mean WTF,HCU (how could you)? by the way this is a actually the only blanket you could get life imprisonment for throwing off the balcony. Judging from these pics, the king of pop should clearly have steered clear of princesses and dragon movies (Shrek) for a while.
3. If you were not born in Hollywood, then there's the pot evolution process that each kid undergoes.
1. Babies sometimes find themselves on top of speeding vehicles.
I mean how scary would it be if you were to find your self on a speeding car's roof and you haven't even reached the appropriate height to ride a roller coaster?
These are the kinds of memories that kids habour for a lifetime and each time you remember them you pull the 1KG bag of pot out.
2. Babies are threatened with death from balconies. First they give you the name "blanket" then they try to kill you from a balcony with a freakin blanket on your face, i mean WTF,HCU (how could you)? by the way this is a actually the only blanket you could get life imprisonment for throwing off the balcony. Judging from these pics, the king of pop should clearly have steered clear of princesses and dragon movies (Shrek) for a while.
3. If you were not born in Hollywood, then there's the pot evolution process that each kid undergoes.
- First there is the potty- remember that? potty training...Take note because that is the first place you've ever heard of the word pot being used legally. It still is at that stage an innocent word and you might say it all the time.Your parents are pretty pleased that you can utter the word pot out loud in the house.
- Secondly, your mom tells you to get her the pot in her bedroom- Now you're really really screwed...wait, she's just telling you to get the flower pot for her new lilies.
- Thirdly you enroll into pottery class- It still is an innocent stage, you make pretty awesome pots and other clay...'stuff', until you find your very stressed out and divorced teacher smoking pot right outside your class.
- Fourth, You basically are a teenager and everybody's doing it. Now here's where everything goes wrong. The mention of the word pot in the house triggers your parents natural pot detection systems. As you can remember as a toddler you used to say pot every time and every place without a care. Everybody becomes judgmental and you can barely say it no more it becomes illegal to you.
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