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What's wrong with farmers?

Say you're a farmer...and a hot chick just comes to your farm dancing around almost nude with a bunch of cameras following her, what is the first thing that pops up in your mind?

A. "This is my luckiest day i'm gonna nail this chick"


B. "Is there a porn shoot on my farm?...count me in"


C. "I really gotta stop her, she's making me, my pigs and horses all.......well......horny for no reason"

Why every kid grows up aiming to start using pot a.s.a.p?

Today's kids are very in-disciplined and we shouldn't blame the society for their continued misconduct. As a matter of fact we should blame our selves, there is pot everywhere and it appears drastically in our lives each and every day. Don't believe me?

1. Babies sometimes find themselves on  top of speeding vehicles.

 I mean how scary  would it be if you were to find your self on a speeding car's roof and you haven't even reached the appropriate height to ride a roller coaster?

These are the kinds of memories that kids habour for a lifetime and each time you remember them you pull the 1KG bag of pot out.

Taylor Swift vs Miley Cyrus-selling sex?

Somebody please explain to me how the f#ck Miley and Swift are selling sex because i seriously don't get it.


 I bet you that i've been to all the crazy and "sex selling  places" in the U.S.A, "the bunny ranch, the......." i don't need to explore further. Please tell me where i could find miley cyrus because i really need to buy some Miley Cyrus sex right about now, i'm really tired of watching this paris hilton sex tape over and over again. Eventhough she is a bit younger than me by about four years bet she has had it  for about a thousand times.

What happened to paris hillton?

Really i'm starting to seriously miss this girl.
I remember my friend asking me for what reason she was famous, it took me several minutes to figure it out because even after Googling my brain, the data was not available in my hard drive and Google never gets it wrong.

But Seriously this smoking hot chick is "famous for being famous" what's up with that?

1. She makes a sex tape and it automatically tops the charts at the porn films grammies (if there's anything as such)...and maybe a porn Oscar award once in a while. By the way i really liked the sex tape, it was really fun to say the least, they should have made a public trailer for it with the phrase "Cumming soon, all over your house".

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