Evolution of justin bieber from lesbian to a dude...

                                                     

What's up with chris brown's new hair color?

This guy looks like a crack addict. And for all his fans i'm not tring to be a hater, and if you think i am please 'sue me'. the first picture he looks like he's taking a sh#t. That's what 50 dollars worth of hair dye will do to your face. you will have the permanent "i want to sh#t now" look. So please do not dye your hair.

I will now let you observe both pics and decide which look you want for yourself 1. the "i wanna Sh#t  now look" or the "i'm so happy for dumping Rihannah look?"

You might be wondering why i wrote this nonsensical blog post. The answer is that i dyed my hair brown too and i also have the "i wanna sh#t now look" Please do not dye your hair brown, try any other color, it might and i mean "might" work for you.

                                                  After dyeing hair (the i wanna sh#t look)

Before dyeing hair(i'm so happy for dumping rihanna look)

what's up with obama?

this guy talks with full stops everywhere.
For example here is one of his conversations.  "there is a crisis...in the middle east...we will... there is a crisis...and my wife michelle..."

In the above statement how the f#ck did his wife Michelle appear on the crisis topic?  He is imperfect just like the rest of us on earth. So my point being stop criticizing Obama, he is the greatest president the united states has ever seen. Vote for him again.


this guy always buttons his shirt.
like what the f#ck, how many times could you really button your shirt. I was curious so i tried this in an interview with my current boss who is a chick. Surprisingly it worked, i am now a creative director at a very popular company. Try it the boss might think you're trying to nail her so she will give you the job if you give her the other essential job, get what i mean?

he is always uses references even if he's delivering some good news
"my  daughter...by the constitutional rights of every teenager who watches teen shows, i have bought you a pony. You will use it as you please only if you follow the law and use it only for the purposes as implied on the warranty". Like wtf ? warranty on a horse? "if you forfeight our agreement the item no.001056 in code name pony will in immediate effect be confisticated and would only be retrievable by the ammendment of the constitution

Just in! Bieber acts a porn movie

i know i sound like a real jerk to all the justin bieber fans right about now, but it's true. there is a porn star by the name bieber and he's making quite a huge sum just because of the all so popular name , sorry i meant famous name. I guess we should always never say never...to bieber.

Any way i got you all, "just in bieber?" like this just in....hahahaha. And if you are a dude and you were interested with this news guess you have some major issues with your feminine side.

just found a hack for more than 50 porn sites

free porn downloads from all member websites

While browsing some porn sites that all seem to have the members log in or sign up page appear every time i try to acess the extreem/hardcore videos, i realised that most porn sites prefer you pay for the videos on offer, and if you aren't keen you will spend hundreds of dollars per day, week, month, year depending on the level of your perverted brain.


 So my friend peter who is a total nerd and an excellent hacker helped me out with this liitle problem, you know how painful it is not to access all that porn on your laptop, it is like you are in a strip club then all the strippers  don't strip.


 So on extensive research peter discovered a lop hole/simple program that could be used to insert valid details into the username and password sections right from the website's users database. he explained to me that the program integrates with any browser and simply hacks into the porn site's database once the login/registration page appeared. Once in the database it randomly checks for valid user details and fills inserts them into the username and password boxes and you are in...but logged in as another user!!


At first i was skeptical. like, don't the websites have all these security intelligent bull sh#t. 
After using the hack is when i realized and believed that it really works.


To obtain this light weight program and insert it into your browser click either buy now button. Who knows what else it might hack for you.