what's up with obama?

this guy talks with full stops everywhere.
For example here is one of his conversations.  "there is a crisis...in the middle east...we will... there is a crisis...and my wife michelle..."

In the above statement how the f#ck did his wife Michelle appear on the crisis topic?  He is imperfect just like the rest of us on earth. So my point being stop criticizing Obama, he is the greatest president the united states has ever seen. Vote for him again.


this guy always buttons his shirt.
like what the f#ck, how many times could you really button your shirt. I was curious so i tried this in an interview with my current boss who is a chick. Surprisingly it worked, i am now a creative director at a very popular company. Try it the boss might think you're trying to nail her so she will give you the job if you give her the other essential job, get what i mean?

he is always uses references even if he's delivering some good news
"my  daughter...by the constitutional rights of every teenager who watches teen shows, i have bought you a pony. You will use it as you please only if you follow the law and use it only for the purposes as implied on the warranty". Like wtf ? warranty on a horse? "if you forfeight our agreement the item no.001056 in code name pony will in immediate effect be confisticated and would only be retrievable by the ammendment of the constitution