What happened to paris hillton?

Really i'm starting to seriously miss this girl.
I remember my friend asking me for what reason she was famous, it took me several minutes to figure it out because even after Googling my brain, the data was not available in my hard drive and Google never gets it wrong.

But Seriously this smoking hot chick is "famous for being famous" what's up with that?

1. She makes a sex tape and it automatically tops the charts at the porn films grammies (if there's anything as such)...and maybe a porn Oscar award once in a while. By the way i really liked the sex tape, it was really fun to say the least, they should have made a public trailer for it with the phrase "Cumming soon, all over your house".



2. She shops for an underwear and every paparazzi in Beverly Hills comes to the scene of the on-going purchase like the 9/11 terror attacks.I was watching some program about her and she walks into a store. What is unbelievabe about this? "nothing" but what is unbelievable was the tone the paparazzi was setting while she was walking in...here is the paparazzi was saying.

"ohhhh my God...She just walked in to the store, did you see that, did you...did you?".
moments later...." I think she's touching something, are you seeing what i'm seeing?, do you think she will buy it?" moments moments later..."she just pulled out her credit card, yeah she is buying it, make sure you're recording all this we rarely get to see this"..

And i was on the couch confused and wondering who the f#ck changed the channel to 'national geographic', because the paparazzi was studying her like a wild animal somewhere in Kenya's Zoo. What got me even more confused was the fact that i was half drunk and half baked...try doing both it's a pretty awesome stress reliever.

So while fighting for animal rights please remember to fight for celebrity rights too. Celebrities like her need some space to roam free in the world and enjoy nature without being documented most of the time.